As a man, I probably shouldn’t be telling you our secret codes for fear of being kicked out — kicked out of the Man Club.

Scenario: You are in a hurry to change from your athletic wear to your going-to-town jeans and t-shirt, when you suddenly discover that by mistake, you are now standing with only a shirt on.  That’s all.

Mancode#163: This should never happen.  Any man that has received his Mancode Manual will tell you that under no circumstance should you be found this way.  It is humiliating and a bad naked.  But most importantly, it is just plain creepy.  Therefore, if you find yourself in this predicament, immediately remove your shirt and strut away.