I have decided that the manliest of all the pastries is the Bear Claw. The Bear Claw has several things going for it. First of all, I think we can all agree that it has the baddest name in pastries. Next, it just looks cool. I bought one a Panera Bread and I was almost afraid to eat it. I thought it might slice my throat open on the way down. Lastly, it has the baddest name in pastries.
It also goes swimmingly with a white chocolate mocha frappachino.