Should I be concerned?  Should I be worried?  My all-time favourite pizza is Donatos, and I am beginning to wonder if they have altered their delicious ingredients.   If they have changed their recipe, it does not agree with my system.  Every single time I alone eat an entire large pizza (original crust, green olives and pepperoni), here is what happens:

• Usually an hour after eating, I develop an unquenchable thirst and find myself drinking gallons of water
• I develop a bloated feeling that can be painful
• I feel nauseous
• I feel as though my blood has changed into some sort of salty solution
• I am pretty sure I sweat pepperoni juice
• I find it hard to sleep, usually waking up in the middle of the night feeling as if my heart is trying to pass a grapefruit through my pulmonary artery
• I experience a temporary loss of appetite

If you have insights regarding the apparent new recipe for Donatos pizza or if you have any thoughts about a medical condition I may have, please do not hesitate to let me know.