Fact: Beards are bulletproof
Fact: Beards lend themselves to instant trustworthiness

Thanks to a good friend of mine, Ben Brown, I now can hit people up for millions of dollars.  I can ask to borrow their car for extended periods of time.
I can wave a loaded gun through the air and no one will be concerned…thanks to my beard.
That’s right.
A recent study shows that among bearded and clean-shaven men, fellow Beardies were generally deemed more credible, had greater expertise and significantly more trustworthy than Slickface McGhees.
That being said, can I borrow a few bucks?  I am good for it (wink).