Sometimes I like to read a review before I choose to see a movie or not.  I like to try to glean some insight from the critic before I pay $400 to see a crappy film.  Most quality reviews will give an honest an unbiased angle, but every now and again, you can find one that defies the norm.
While vacationing in Tybee Island/Savannah, Georgia, I came upon the following review:

It’s not every day that you are asked to avoid a movie like a “hot case of herpes.”
Thank you Alaina Loughridge — for your candid and hilarious review of this movie.  I will avoid it like the herpes of which you speak.

This clip came from the Tybee Breeze, and Ms. Loughridge’s review can be found on page 30.