My next charity: water update will be Wednesday. Plan on sharing a story or two. You have a week, make today count.

Say “goodbye” to neck pain as well as all of your potential mates with the Neck Air-Traction System!

Guy: Hey girl, would you like to perform some kissing?
Gal: You know that I would.  Let us proceed with this plan now.
Guy: You said it girl.  But hang on — gotta give my neck muscles a rest.
[Proceeds to inflate the Neck Air-Traction System]
Guy: That’s much better.  Now I can really relax.
Gal: I thought you were relaxed — you kept falling asleep at dinner.
Guy: I wasn’t relaxed, my neck was actually giving out.  My neck muscles have actually weakened since I started using this. [Points to neck] Enough of that, let us move forward with all of the kissing.
Gal: Umm…okay.
Guy: Wait — this is for you.
[Girl opens package containing the Neck Air-Traction System]
Guy: Whattya think, girl?
[Girl roundhouse kicks guy in the neck causing the Neck Air-Traction System to explode, and leaves]
Guy: Good thing I had this thing on.
[Guy's head drops due to weak muscles and a broken heart]

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