Clutchy Hopkins is a bit of a mystery.  He is shrouded in curiosity, and no one really knows much about him/her/them.  In fact, it is so peculiar, you should just go to the website and read all about the story.
What I do know is this — the grooves and beats and rhythms of Clutchy are the sounds that can make your life feel more awesome than it really is.
I am just being real here.
You know just as well as I that there are times we are entertaining or have someone in our vehicle, and we want to put on the right mood music for just relaxing.
This is the music.  No words.  No lyrics — just magnificent tunes.
This stuff taps into the pretentious feelings we get when we are in a bookstore and feeling better than everyone else because the coffee in our hand has 5 words in its name and we are browsing in the cutting edge social commentary non-fiction reality aisle.  And when we are at the height of our own awesomeness, this music is playing in the background.
I know this photo makes him/her/them look like a sweaty-toothed madman, but the music is amazing.  A few pieces of ear candy I recommend are 3:06, 3:24, Sound of a Ghost, The Old Spot and Lord Kenj featuring Jim McComas (some of you who have known me or been around me might recognize the last two).

Am I alone in my moments of pretentiousness at a bookstore?
Are you out there?