In the small town of Lumpkinville, North Carolina, a vigilante sits high atop the second story roof of Davis Feed & Seed.
In mediocre silence he waits for the chance to defend the town that he loves.
And where he graduated 405th in his class (out of 602).

The following is an entry in the top secret diary of The Lumpkin Watcher.

6:35PM
Old Man Johnson arrives in his car
Exits his vehicle and enters Marv’s Diner
No incident to report

6:55PM
Nothing to report

7:02PM
Mr. Maynard crosses street

7:03PM
Mr. Maynard drops some change in the road
A car may run over Mr. Maynard

7:03PM
Mr. Maynard gets his change
No cars in sight

7:35PM
Hear squealing sound – could be squealing tires of a getaway vehicle
I, the Lumpkin Watcher, entered 9-1-1 on phone
Standing by to press “send”

7:38PM
Squealing sound was fan belt of the Wilson’s minivan

7:40PM
Finished ham sandwich
Remembered to keep sandwich cool this time

7:55PM
All stores in town closed except for Marv’s
Senses heightened and focused

8:00PM
Marv’s closes
But Old Man Johnson never exited!!!!!

8:01PM
Have visual of Old Man Johnson

8:27PM
Nothing to report

9:00PM
Curfew
Time to call it a night
Don’t want to take any chances