Me
It is the year 2011 and the robots have finally been defeated after a 2 day uprising and a 1 week battle. Days later, as survivors are going through the rubble, they find a hard copy of my blog. For many days afterward, scientists scour over it and come to a conclusion:
Scientist 1: This guy was funny.
Scientist 2: Affirmative. Let me make note of that.
Scientist 1: I believe that this guy…Kevin, was able to make people laugh in a short amount of time. Say, five minutes or less?
Scientist 2: Affirmative. I am almost laughing now.
Scientist 1: Just look at what he talked about — pretty much everything. I bet he was married and had about…say, six kids.
Scientist 2: Affirmative. He just had to have been what you just said…
Scientist 1: (Looks at Scientist 2) What is wrong with you?
Scientist 2: (Tilts head) Repeat please.
Scientist 1: I said, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Wait. Are you a robot?
Scientist 2: Negative. That does not compute…I mean, make sense.
