Snuggies have ventured into a camouflage pattern.
You want to be so concealed whilst sitting on the sofa watching the big game?
You want to blend into your recliner with your arms unencumbered by the stressful weight of a blanket while you sip your favourite brew?
And if you look closely at the bottom right of the box front, there is a photo of a man fishing in his Snuggie.
If I was fishing and some dude walked up in his camo Snuggie to wet his line too, he might thank his lucky starts that I wouldn’t be able to see him. Otherwise, he might find himself seriously made fun of.
The only time I could see any benefit of this version would be like this…
Husband: [Siting on sofa holding Snuggie box] Man, I can’t wait to try on this new camo Snuggie! It is going to be great, I just know it!
Wife: [Breezing through the living room where her husband sits on the sofa] Bill, when are you gonna do that manly stuff with the hammer and the nails?
Husband: Uh-oh… time to get Snuggied!
Wife: [Walks back into living room] Bill? Bill? Where are you? I could have sworn you were just here? Oh well, I will get back to doing womanly things like painting my nails and talking about it to my friends.
Husband: [Smiles in the security of his camo Snuggie as the smell of his Cheetos breath fills the void]
So really — does anyone have a Snuggie? Do you like it? Or did you buy it for a friend that washes themselves with a rag on a stick?
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