Selected Posts

After years of research, human test subjects and millions of wasted dollars, the following posts were selected to provide you with the most amusement.
Long Day at the Office
It’s just another day for a man who tries to maintain his record of sitting in a bath tub full of rattlesnakes… but it’s taking a toll on him and his family.
Bus Stop
Passing time waiting for the school bus as a young lad in Ohio.
Public Pool
The highs and lows of being a male teenage lifeguard at a public swimming facility.
The Muse
Waiting for creativity as I look out my window, hoping my Muse will come and inspire me.
Sleeper Sofa Guest Experience
It’s better than sleeping on broken glass. Sometimes.
Dadisms
Stuff only Dads say.
When Bieber Attacks
The real story behind Justin Bieber’s alleged punchfest on a 12 year old boy’s face.
Little Drummer Boy
So what if my drum instructor holds his classes at a dumpster.
Effective Marketing
Fred and Barney can sell anything, right? Even cigarettes?
A Ball of Flames
How to quit your job with style.
Tick
Ticks suck, and here is why.
Rules of a Chinese Buffet
We all know the unsaid code of conduct here. But just in case you do not, you should read this.
Why Unicorns Rule
Take that unicorn haters!
iPhone
Do you think you have iPhone envy? I know I do.
Extreme Healthy Livin’
Are you trying to be too healthy?
Good Morning
I just want to encourage you to get a jump on the day… and help me out in the process.
You would also enjoy:
Bottom of the Barrel Bin – Products that are just plain terrible.
Best and Worst – The best and worst of things in life.
Where are They Now? – Whatever happened to He-Man or the Gobots? Read on.

