Mancode #443 – Fight
My next charity: water update will be Wednesday. Plan on sharing a story or two. You have a week, make today count.
As a man, I probably shouldn’t be telling you our secret codes for fear of being kicked out — kicked out of the Man Club.
Scenario: A guy challenges you to a fight.
Mancode #443: There are several things to consider here. Does the guy have a beard? If he does, you must then ask yourself if you have a beard. If you are unsure, ask a friend or look in a mirror. If you do have a beard, you then must gauge its level of awesomeness against your potential opponents beard. If his beard kicks the crap out of your beard, chances are you will also have the crap kicked out of you. If you don’t have a beard and he does, run away. If you have a beard and he doesn’t, get ready to be the most sought after guy in the room.
Actually, when it comes to a fight, the beard is the only thing to consider.
