Hello.  Welcome to my new home.  Here is the blog space I have rented.  Please.  Make yourself at home.  Can I get you a drink?  Would you care for some cheese from this tray I purchased from Publix?  I also have a veggie plate in the fridge if you think you may be lactose intolerant.  Please take me up on that offer — I would hate for you to ruin my party with your sour stomach.  At any rate, settle in and mingle.  There are many people here.  Take your time and get to know them.  I’ll be downstairs watching a movie if you need me.

Just because an old man is wearing dark sunglasses does not mean that he is blind.  Therefore, it is not a good idea to try to hold that man’s hand and lead him across a parking lot.