What happened to normal orange juice?
Can you tell me?
Remember the days of saying, “I’ll have a glass of OJ” and that was enough?
Now there is pulp-free, extra pulp, Vitamin D enriched, citrus stand, ad nauseum…
As long as we are providing more options than we need, let’s throw a few more in there:
1. SPAM – Now with Only 50% Pig Lips and Cow Anus
2. Fruity Pebbles – Extra Shellac to Produce More Cavities in Less Time Than Before
3. Dolls – Evil Spirit Free! (Bottle of Holy Water Included Just In Case!)
4. Popcorn – Every Kernel Now Becomes a Gold Nugget (Kids, Don’t Eat ‘Em – Give ‘Em to Mom and Dad Immediately!)
5. Dasani – Super Power Enriched (Choose Between Flying or Eye Lasers)
What products should come with options?
What would they be?