Have you ever found a product made in a foreign country that made claims of great intensity?!
There is a website called engrish.com.
It is hilarious.
Basically, it focuses on flawed English as it appears in various forms.
Consider the following packaging for what I can only assume is an ironing board:
(Text in lower right of photo)
Four Big Merits:
Artistic Reliable Is Practical
The All Steelfoot Rest Spurts Models
Four Altitude Mixture Controls
Entire Cotton and Kapow (?) Cotton Print
But this one could be my favourite.
Please, check it out.