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Mancode #443 – Fight

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As a man, I probably shouldn’t be telling you our secret codes for fear of being kicked out — kicked out of the Man Club.

Scenario: A guy challenges you to a fight.

Mancode #443: There are several things to consider here.  Does the guy have a beard?  If he does, you must then ask yourself if you have a beard.  If you are unsure, ask a friend or look in a mirror.  If you do have a beard, you then must gauge its level of awesomeness against your potential opponents beard.  If his beard kicks the crap out of your beard, chances are you will also have the crap kicked out of you.  If you don’t have a beard and he does, run away.  If you have a beard and he doesn’t, get ready to be the most sought after guy in the room.
Actually, when it comes to a fight, the beard is the only thing to consider.

Mancode #58 – Same Shirt

As a man, I probably shouldn’t be telling you our secret codes for fear of being kicked out — kicked out of the Man Club.

Scenario: You have been invited to a party.  You throw on some clothes — an outfit that includes your newest Old Navy t-shirt.   You arrive at the party and discover that some other dude is wearing the exact same shirt you have on.

Mancode#58: No problem here.  The best thing to do is quickly point out that you both are wearing the same shirt.  That way, it does not leave time for people to start wondering when the two of you will fight.  After it is out, everyone can laugh and give the appropriate high five or “pound it”.  Guys at the pink end of male spectrum, go home and change — and start calling yourself a girl too.

Best and Worst 6

One of the best things in the world: the idea of the program called Deadliest Warrior on Spike TV
One of the worst things in the world: to have actually watched Deadliest Warrior on Spike TV