Sometimes a man has to cry.  When he does, people make a big deal out of it.  They say things like, “Wow, he is so sensitive and in touch with himself.”  Others say, “What a big fat baby.  Look at him cry.  KEEP CRYING FAT BABY MAN!  KEEP CRYING!”
I happen to be a real sensitive guy, but I am also a man among men.  Therefore, in order to not draw attention to myself, I have decided to cry all the time.  That way, when I really do need to cry, no one will ever know.

Thomas Kinkade: (Painting a soft woodsy scene.) Hey, look at that guy.  He just smashed his hand in his car door.  Is he crying?  He can’t be.  Look at him.  He is a man if I ever saw one, but still — I can see bone.  He has to be crying.
Matt Damon: (Looking up from the script I just gave him.) Nah.  That’s just what he does.  (Looking back to script.) This guy, Kevin, is a genius.

One of the best things in the world: as a boy, to find a hair under your arm
One of the worst things in the world: as a man, to find a hair on your back
Even worse: as anyone, to find a hair in your salad at a restaurant

If you are a promising young dad, are you tired of being yanked out of a deep sleep because your son has knee-bombed your John Thomas?  Have you ever been reclining peacefully in a resting apparatus and your son drops from the rafters like a knee-wielding banshee?  Are you technically a man?  If you answered “yes” to any of those questions, chances are fantastic that you would reap many benefits from the DUP.  DUP is the most trusted name in the realm of protective inner-type  clothing.  DUP has been providing surprise protection for busy dads for the last 5 years, give or take.  How long are you going to let it go on before you flip?

Testimonials
“I can barely catch my breath to offer a comment.  I am going to buy DUP right away!”
Derrick Manspile, almost DUP user for unknown number of years

“Since having my son Bergen, I may not have to have preventative surgery for producing more children like him.  Though his methods are painful, violent and sure, I would rather consider seeing a specialist.  Until that time, DUP is for me  Thanks DUP!”
Kevin Keigley, promising young dad