As a man, I probably shouldn’t be telling you our secret codes for fear of being kicked out — kicked out of the Man Club.
Scenario: You have set up an appointment with the optometrist because you say that “your eyes are bothering you.”
Mancode #97: While everyone might be fooled into thinking that your 20/10 vision is deteriorating, that could not be farther from the truth. What people don’t know is that as men age, their vision actually gets better. In fact, their vision becomes so acute, that men will go to great lengths to shield the general public from their optic power. Sure, a man may go the optometrist to get “his prescriptions,” but in reality, he is getting a pair of glasses that keep him from reading sensitive documents through walls. That’s right. As men age, they develop super vision. A man of the ripe old age of 97 may wear a pair of thick glasses. It’s not because he can’t see, it’s because he doesn’t want to level a town with the violent laser beams that have started to shoot out of his eyes.
So next time you see a man walking into the optometrist, do not scoff – simply thank him, and be on your way.
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