Has your hair ever been so bad that one of your close friends made a strange comment?

Friend: Dang holmes, your hair is jacked.  You needs a fresh coat of mayo.
You: What in the name of Kevin Spacey are you talking about?
Friend: I am talking about your hair, yo!  It looks like a small woodland creature died in it.  You needs mayo.
You: I don’t understand.  Mayo?
Friend: [Opening jar of mayo] Yeah.  Mayo.  M-A-W-Y-O.  Ever heard of it?  You put it on your toast.
You: I don’t think you know what you are talking about.  Are you confusing me with someone else?
Friend: No.  You are Thomas Gout, right?
You: No, I am England Dan.  My friends call me Tony.
Supposed Friend: Oh, my B — your hair is still jacked though.  Get some mayo on it.

Well, if you have ever been told to put mayonnaise on your hair, this product is for you.  And it is organic too.  It is helping the earth or something, while helping your jacked-up hair.

Does mayo on your hair really work?
I have also heard of people using beer to wash their hair, but I always thought those people just wanted an excuse to drink in the shower.

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