The Nasty Little Challenge Rating
01 = disturbing
05 = disturbing and may cause nightmares
10 = disturbing, nightmare-causing and most likely to induce vomiting
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I give this one an 7 on the Nasty Little Challenge Scale.
One of my lifelong buddies sent this to me – Mike Ruble.
Mike received this nasty little jewel for his family’s white elephant gift exchange.
He snapped some pics and sent them to me.
Can you believe that this doll was only $3.99?
Could you imagine what Mike’s life is going to be like now?
Just look at that nasty little mouth, all primed for chewing on Mike’s ankle meat.
Those nasty little eyes open wide to see Mike’s feet shuffle across his bedroom floor, cloaked in complete darkness.
Her nasty little dress, too large for her nasty little body, allows her to float gently from the top of the refrigerator to the back of Mike’s neck when he is getting a late night snack.
He won’t even hear her.
Any tips for how Mike should protect himself now?
If you have a photo of a Nasty Little Doll you would like the world to see, send it to me at email@example.com and I will do my best to not vomit in horror.