I always feel better about the safety of my online activity when that little security check box pops up and asks me to do copy work.  The little box appears and I am requested to transcribe 2 words in wiggly text.  There have been combos like “scrimshaw germany” or “whitelash hotpants”.  You get the idea.  But never have I felt more safe about my world wide web proceedings than the time I was asked to copy the words shown in the still below.

I challenge you to post the most ludicrous combination that you experience today or that you’ve witnessed recently.

(The following entry was added 1 day later)

After going to Facebook to post this blog entry update, I got this security check:

I think I am going to write a book with ideas based on these security check words.

This nasty little doll photo showed up in my inbox.  It had a terrible, terrible message attached:

Hello Kevin,
I hope you are doing well.
Sincerely,
Scary Baby Doll

The Nasty Little Challenge Rating (1 = disturbing, 5 = disturbing and may cause nightmares, 10 = disturbing, nightmare-causing and most likely to induce vomiting):
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

What in the name of all that is holy?  O my goodness.  This one may take the cake.  Just look how sad that clown is.  You can bet I would be sad too if I was held hostage by a naked demon doll with no feeling in its lower appendages.
I gave this one an 10 on the Nasty Little Challenge Rating. Do I really need to explain why?
See you in my dreams Scary Baby Doll.  And by dreams I mean coma-inducing nightmares.

One of the best things in the world: when you see your newborn baby and he steals your heart
One of the worst things in the world: when your heart is stolen by an organ harvester