I have decided that the manliest of all the pastries is the Bear Claw.  The Bear Claw has several things going for it.  First of all, I think we can all agree that it has the baddest name in pastries.  Next, it just looks cool.  I bought one a Panera Bread and I was almost afraid to eat it.  I thought it might slice my throat open on the way down.  Lastly, it has the baddest name in pastries.

It also goes swimmingly with a white chocolate mocha frappachino.