Posts Tagged ‘people’

Concert

Have you ever attended a concert? If you have, you no doubt encountered a variety of concert attendees.
Depending upon the show and the venue, a unique group of people can gather and sometimes be as entertaining if not more entertaining than the group pouring out their guts on stage.
Out of that unique group, which of the following concert-goers are you most like?

1. Dancy Nancy
This girl has no concern for others around them. They have lived their whole lives for that moment – the moment to dance like a ferocious wet noodle before their musical idols.

2. Phil Spectator
This guy spends most of the evening in awe of the human condition. On occasion, he will watch the people on stage, but is usually more enthralled with the show happening all around him.

3. Make-out McQueen
This person takes every opportunity to demonstrate how much they feel toward their concert partner. Nothing left to say here that can be said.

4. Drunken Duncan
This guy makes it his mission to consume as much alcohol as possible, and potentially ruin the show for others around him. He can go from screaming his love for the singer, to giving the band the bird as they exit the stage at the end of the night (if Drunken Duncan is still standing).

5. Kevin Keigley
Sometimes nods in time, never claps (especially with his hands over his head) and then blogs about the evening.*

I am sure I missed someone.
If you feel that I have, please enlighten us to a concert attendee you have witnessed (or that best describes you).

*This does not apply to the time that I saw Paul McCartney in concert.
If it did, #5 would have read like the following:
5. Kevin Keigley
Turns into an unsightly girl.

When I Grow Up

When I grow up, I want to experience the staggering heights of owning my own successful business.  After I milk it for all it’s worth and lay off thousands, I will then drive it into the ground and blow all of my money.  After swallowing my tears among the urchins of the streets for 10 years, I will then start a new business and just do okay.  I will do all of this to inspire people.  Because I love to inspire people.