One of the best things in the world: being left for dead, but your friends on the force hand you over to high-tech doctors who replace 98% of your body with robotic parts – hence becoming Robotic Officer.
One of the worst things in the world: as Robotic Officer, your OS is Windows 95 and you are hacked by a guy named Xing from Cambodia who makes you say “I love Hello Kitty and dirty movies” when you are trying to stop a robbery.
I hope that writing “dirty movies” doesn’t cause my blog to be hacked by someone named Xing.