If the latest time change were a man, say his name was Mr. Time Change, I believe we would have an interesting exchange if our paths were to ever cross.

1.  I would ask him, “What’s the deal with all of this springing forward business?  Can’t we just fall back every year?  Think of all the time we could save.”

2.  I would thank him for messing up my mornings — thank him for the extra hour of darkness that does not allow for easy navigation for early morning outdoor activities.

3.  I would Superman punch him in his Adam’s apple, and after he awoke, I would say sarcastically, “When you get up, could you help me find an hour of sleep?  I seem to have lost mine.”

4.  I would generally make fun of him.  Just generally, not specifically.

5.  I would invite him to grab some coffee with me.  I imagine he would be somewhat of a celebrity.

What things would you like to say/ask/do to Mr. Time Change if given the chance?