In the town of Lumpkinville, North Carolina, the Lumpkin Watcher scratches words feverishly into his diary.
Is it a list of evildoers? No.
Is it a genius strategy of good overcoming evil? No.
Is it a “Like and Dislike” list? Yes.
It’s so crazy that people go through life without making one of these here lists.
I saw it on a show my mom was watching and how it helped people sort stuff out.
The host of the show was yelling and the guests were crying but everyone was applauding.
So…here goes nothing!
Dislike: cats in general
Dislike: Sausage (i know can you believe it?)
Dislike: Mom’s chores where I have to wear those dish-washing gloves
Like: Three’s Company (Jack is so funny and I want to be like him and I like Chrissy too)
Dislike: Having to ask Ricky if I can hang with him and Cheryl
Like: Fighting crime in Lumpkinville
Dislike: the Man trying to get me down criminals in general
Dislike: Ricky (don’t tell him i said that – he’d hate me forever/ beat the crap out of me)