I don’t know how many of you use Google Voice, but it is a great tool. Basically, it generates a phone number for you that you can use in a variety of ways. You can send calls to that number, directly to your cell phone. You can also include your friends or business associates so that they too get calls to that number.

One of its coolest and sometimes funniest features is the voicemail transcript function. Google will text you a transcript of the voicemail.
Sometimes it is dead on, other times – not so much.
Below, I offer you evidence of the “other times.”
I call it a Google Voice Spasm.

Was this transcript useful Google Voice?
No.
No it was not.

Do you use Google Voice?
How are you using it?